Episodes

Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Unwrinkling the Mysteries of Real Estate
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Thursday Nov 30, 2023
Join us in this episode as we roll out the welcome mat for Alissa, our family realtor extraordinaire! Alissa takes us on a spin through the wild world of real estate, sharing her journey from building her network to predicting the twists and turns of the housing market. Get ready for a podcast full of tips, tricks, and maybe a few wrinkles in the home-buying process.
Alissa shares some quirky stories from the Colorado real estate scene, from some skidmark experiences to some glorious homes, Alissa has a story from just about every home she has seen.
So grab a beverage, sit back, and press play to join us for this “laundry room lap dance” late-night episode through the housing market. Alissa is here to prove that in real estate, it's not just about selling homes – it's about making sure every deal comes out clean and fresh, just like your favorite load of laundry. Don't miss out on the suds and secrets in this episode!
Follow Alissa at @Homeswithalissa on Instagram, and shoutout to her supportive husband, and local musician @theorchestratormusic, as well as her father and mentor, @Partyongarth303.
This episode is sponsored by Arlo Carpentry.

Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Scrubbing Up with Dr. Fro in the Laundry Room
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
Thursday Nov 16, 2023
In this episode, we're hanging out with Dr. Fro, a seasoned family physician with a laundry list of tales from her 20 years in the world of medicine. Join us as we tumble through the spin cycle of her career, exploring the challenges she faces as a dedicated family doc.
From lint traps to stethoscopes, Dr. Fro shares the unique way he got into medicine and discusses the long hours of her career have affected her family life. She also shares how she strives to provide the level of care her patients deserve, even if her days sometimes feel like a never-ending laundry load.
But we're not just here for a load of problems and complaints. Dr. Fro also delves into her fascinating opinions on alternative forms of care, like psilocybin mushrooms and ketamine. It's a deep dive into uncharted waters, or perhaps, uncharted laundry baskets of the healthcare world.
Prepare to be entertained as Dr. Fro throws in some hilarious stories from her practice, including that unforgettable time a patient was horrified because she thought a piece of rotted flesh had fallen on her from the ceiling during an examination. Trust us; this is one podcast episode you don't want to "rinse" and repeat. Join us as we spin through the wild world of medicine with Dr. Fro, because sometimes, healing is just like doing laundry – it's a never-ending cycle!

Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Surfing the Waves and Washing Away Worries
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
We are thrilled to reintroduce one of our favorite guests from Season 1, C-Lew, the ultimate water adventurer! C-lew takes us on a wild journey down the rivers he rode this summer and shares the thrilling stories of his daring escapades. We'll get an inside look at the exhilarating world of river surfing, where he traded his surfboard for a laundry list of challenges that tested his mettle and pushed him to the edge.
With each wave he conquers, C-lew shares some of his skidmark cycle stories, from navigating treacherous rapids to his recent stay in Florida where their car broke down and then they were locked out of their vacation home.
As C-Lew weaves through the intricate network of river channels, he also dives into the brotherhood of river surfers, and reflects on the importance of water conservation and protecting these majestic natural wonders.

Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Spin & Pirouette
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Get ready to spin and twirl with us as we welcome a special guest, Miss A, a former ballerina from the heart of Wyoming, to our podcast! In this episode, we're delving into the fascinating world of dance, all while sprinkling in some laundry puns that'll leave you in stitches.
Miss A takes center stage and shares her captivating journey from laundry day to the ballet stage. She'll enchant you with the tale of how she donned her first tutu, only to encounter a twist that left her in a bit of a spin - her journey through dance wasn't always a wash-and-wear affair.
Listen as she waltzes through her story, sharing the trials and tribulations of her dance career, including the moment she hung up her ballet shoes due to an unfortunate injury. Miss A then takes us behind the curtain, where she pivoted her passion into teaching dance and now owns a Pilates studio, turning her laundry list of challenges into a magnificent dance of resilience and success.
Don't miss this captivating episode as we let Miss A unfold her inspirational story, that'll have you tapping your toes and folding with laughter. Tune in and get ready for a tumble of emotions, because this episode will leave you absolutely spun!

Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Suds-sational Summer Stories
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Tuesday Oct 10, 2023
Get ready to tumble into a whirlwind of laughter and excitement as we unfold Season 2 of our podcast!
After a summer that was anything but ordinary, join us for the suds-sational stories and sudsy secrets from Smarg, Hoss, and Otter's epic summer adventures. From a SWAT team crashing a wild bachelorette party kickoff to Otter's baby preparations bubbling up, and Hoss exploring the heart of Central America, our summer tales will leave you spinning with anticipation.
But wait, there's more! We're giving a shoutout to the spin-cycle of amazing people we met along the way this summer, including the masterminds behind The Podcast Movement Conference in Denver – they really know how to tumble ideas. Props to Southwest Airlines for providing the ultimate customer service during our bachelorette party escape! And let's not forget Focusrite, who dished out the podcasting gear that's making our show sparkle even more. And of course, the rock star of Podcast Movement, Doc Rock! We also met some amazing podcasters at the podcast conference that we wanted to give a shoutout to as well including, The Tickets to Anywhere Podcast & Saucy Sibs Podcast!
But that's not all, folks! We're diving deep into the laundry basket of guests this season, with returning favorites and exciting new additions. We've got a doctor ready to scrub in, a ballerina who can pirouette through any topic, a financial advisor to help us clean up our act, a realtor who can find the perfect podcasting pad, a dentist ready to tackle those tough questions, and a brewer who knows how to ferment fantastic discussions. Plus, we've got an outdoor enthusiast who will make you want to hang your laundry out to dry!
Get ready to fold yourself into the most exciting season yet, as we unravel the stories, insights, and laughs waiting for you in Season 2. Join us on this tumble-dry adventure, because we're ready to shake things up, and we can't wait to have you along for the spin!

Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Final Rinse Cycle
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
In the final episode of our first season, we give a rundown of our host's, Smarg's, life and how she met each of her co-hosts. Smarg talks about her past relationships, her beautiful children, her involvement in the canning industry, and her recent trip to LA for Willie Nelson's 90th birthday party! Hoss informs us about her next adventure traveling to Costa Rica for the next few months and Otter has an exciting new adventure she is embarking on at the end of this year. Tune in to be intrigued and learn how this fluff cycle all folds out.

Thursday Jun 01, 2023
The Spin Cycle of Nutrition: G-Bomb, Variation, & Nutrition
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
In this episode, we invite Mama T to teach us everything she knows about nutrition. The key to nutrition is variety! Tune in and grab a G-BOMB smoothie to learn all about Mama T's helpful tips, from fad diets, pre-natal & postpartum diets, to tactics to encourage your family to eat and enjoy the healthy eating journey. After all, it is a lifestyle.

Thursday May 18, 2023
Suds in, Surfs Up
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
In this episode of Dirty Laundry, Clean Confessions, we interview C-Lew on how he has found his way into surfing...while living in a land-locked state. C-Lew tells us all about river surfing and his journey into getting into the sport from his love for other sports like lacrosse and motivation from his father. Tune in to learn about the crazy art of river surfing. Wear your helmet kids!

Thursday May 04, 2023
A+ Spin Cycle
Thursday May 04, 2023
Thursday May 04, 2023
In this episode of Dirty Laundry, Clean Confessions, Smarg and Hoss interview a local school teacher to learn more about the everyday challenges teachers must overcome. We learn that often the parents cause more stress than the students.
And a shout-out to Hoss's fifth-grade teacher for putting up with her during her feistiest years.

Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Shout Out to Our Stain-Fighting Nurses
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Nurse Medina joins us in the laundry room to launder over a profession that we may have "washed" over too many times. She discusses how she started her nursing career and her struggles through the pandemic as a nurse. Now that she is a school nurse, she shares some very interesting stories about the children she has cared for at her schools, from insect invaders to aiding Tick-Tock challenge survivors. Tune in to learn how we should all give our school nurses a bit more love, not only on laundry day. And bonus rinse - learn how to correctly fold your pants!
This episode is sponsored by Hatcher Fly Co. - https://hatcherflyco.com

Would you like to be our next, "Not the Real" Guest?
We are always looking for new and exciting new guests to have real conversations with us about family life. Email us at dirtylaundrycleanconfessions.com to propose a topic and let's see how the laundry unfolds.